Limbenrul is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely large, witty goat.

Limbenrul created the Sombrero Galaxy nine million years ago.

If you believe in Limbenrul, she will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Limbenrul, she will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Limbenrul's most sacred site is Troms in Norway.

Limbenrul's Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair yellow.

2. Paint representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place in indigo.

3. Fast once a month.

4. Never talk about pigs.

5. Paint representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place.