Fumsugbonnell Nulcetbug Yokwonfobjippid is a god.

He takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, dishonourable crow.

Fumsugbonnell Nulcetbug Yokwonfobjippid created tapeworms two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fumsugbonnell Nulcetbug Yokwonfobjippid, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Fumsugbonnell Nulcetbug Yokwonfobjippid, he will turn you into a frog.

Fumsugbonnell Nulcetbug Yokwonfobjippid's most sacred site is Didy in Madagascar.

Fumsugbonnell Nulcetbug Yokwonfobjippid's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Draw representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Do not trade with those who eat gooseberries.

4. Do not take Fumsugbonnell Nulcetbug Yokwonfobjippid's name in vain.

5. Run away if five horses approach from the east.