Kombegfob is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, intelligent guinea pig.

Kombegfob created Asia eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Kombegfob, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Kombegfob, it will attempt to scare you with floods.

Kombegfob's most sacred site is Leps in Germany.

Kombegfob's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Do not dye your hair purple.

3. Never bounce near capybaras.

4. Never talk about gravity near porpoises while wearing turquoise shirts and balancing eight silver spheres on your feet.

5. Erect a giant mauve sculpture of Kombegfob in the centre of the settlement.