Bitfigdundibceplist is a god.

She takes the form of a very fat, unfair mouse.

Bitfigdundibceplist created light five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bitfigdundibceplist, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Bitfigdundibceplist, she will manifest in front of you.

Bitfigdundibceplist's most sacred site is Rautio in Finland.

Bitfigdundibceplist's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about the strong nuclear force near mice while wearing fawn scarves and balancing five nickel spheres on your hands.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

4. Do not take Bitfigdundibceplist's name in vain.

5. You must never eat spinach.
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