Zedflagkengilpodcudmidcad is a god.

It takes the form of a corpulent, contented hyena.

Zedflagkengilpodcudmidcad created time and space four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Zedflagkengilpodcudmidcad, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Zedflagkengilpodcudmidcad, it will turn you into a duck.

Zedflagkengilpodcudmidcad's most sacred site is Gulval in England.

Zedflagkengilpodcudmidcad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in green rooms.

2. Never hurt horses.

3. Never think ill of sick frogs.

4. Draw representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.