Cudxucgen is a god.

It takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, effective cow.

Cudxucgen created an atom five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cudxucgen, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Cudxucgen, it will cry a lot.

Cudxucgen's most sacred site is Buskerud in Norway.

Cudxucgen's Holy Commandments

1. Never paint your chest violet.

2. Do not chop down trees.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. Never feed lots of melons to geese while wearing purple jumpers.

5. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.
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