Nultafrul is a god.
He takes the form of a microscopic, annoying
warg.
Nultafrul created humankind three million years ago.
If you believe in
Nultafrul, he will ignore you.
If you do not believe in
Nultafrul, he will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.
Nultafrul's most sacred site is Taktser in China.
Nultafrul's Holy Commandments1. Walk at least four thousand metres per day.
2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.
3. Never think about dark energy near rats while wearing green dresses and balancing nine tin spheres on your chest.
4. Never feed limes to sharks while wearing gray corsets.
5. Always stare at clouds.