Dudbodyarp is a god.

She takes the form of a two thousand metre long, omniscient chinchilla.

Dudbodyarp created the Sol system nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dudbodyarp, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Dudbodyarp, she will attempt to scare you with floods.

Dudbodyarp's most sacred site is Inshas in Egypt.

Dudbodyarp's Holy Commandments

1. Dudbodyarp loves seals, so they must be honoured.

2. Do not cook food in pots.

3. Do not keep six dolphins in a large pit.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Worship no other gods but Dudbodyarp.