Zogcuttim Stipsombat Bimgonrutt is a god.

He takes the form of a five hundred metre long, able coyote.

Zogcuttim Stipsombat Bimgonrutt created the Cigar Galaxy five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Zogcuttim Stipsombat Bimgonrutt, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Zogcuttim Stipsombat Bimgonrutt, he will say rude things about you at parties.

Zogcuttim Stipsombat Bimgonrutt's most sacred site is Leps in Germany.

Zogcuttim Stipsombat Bimgonrutt's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Zogcuttim Stipsombat Bimgonrutt.

2. Never think about comets.

3. Do not eat tomatoes.

4. Learn nine new languages a year.

5. Never feed lots of lentils to seals while wearing turquoise skirts.