Sandvabpog is a god.

She takes the form of a fat, fast deer.

Sandvabpog created a strange quark two billion years ago.

If you believe in Sandvabpog, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Sandvabpog, she will cry a lot.

Sandvabpog's most sacred site is Didy in Madagascar.

Sandvabpog's Holy Commandments

1. Always help snails in need.

2. Never feed lots of aubergines to whales while wearing violet shorts.

3. Do not kill goats.

4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

5. Do not commit murder.