Zedzigdog is a god.

He takes the form of a very heavy, conceited meerkat.

Zedzigdog created the planet Venus five million years ago.

If you believe in Zedzigdog, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Zedzigdog, he will ignore you.

Zedzigdog's most sacred site is Qangwa in Botswana.

Zedzigdog's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about ribonucleic acid.

2. Never feed lots of onions to dolphins while wearing magenta shoes.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Always wear fawn.

5. Do not stand on grass.