Gigbablit is a god.

It takes the form of a very small, astonishing deer.

Gigbablit created a Higgs boson six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gigbablit, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Gigbablit, it will turn you into a puffin.

Gigbablit's most sacred site is Brancion in France.

Gigbablit's Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Gigbablit's name in vain.

2. Erect a giant lead sculpture of Gigbablit in the centre of the settlement.

3. Hide if four geese approach from the north.

4. Paint representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.