Komloopcut is a god.

She takes the form of a gargantuan, smart goat.

Komloopcut created an up quark four years ago.

If you believe in Komloopcut, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Komloopcut, she will turn you into a giant slug.

Komloopcut's most sacred site is Katteri in India.

Komloopcut's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sheep in need.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. Always obey Komloopcut's priests.

5. Always make sure there are no hamsters in a room before entering it.