Zag Bidmidlog is a god.

She takes the form of a slim, astonishing troll.

Zag Bidmidlog created energy five billion years ago.

If you believe in Zag Bidmidlog, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Zag Bidmidlog, she will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Zag Bidmidlog's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Zag Bidmidlog's Holy Commandments

1. Your children must be taught to worship Zag Bidmidlog.

2. Never play with disobedient children.

3. Never write about planets.

4. Zag Bidmidlog must be the most important thing in your life.

5. Retreat if four aardvarks approach from the south.