Ripmadcib is a god.

It takes the form of a very thin, weak bird.

Ripmadcib created a Higgs boson nine million years ago.

If you believe in Ripmadcib, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Ripmadcib, it will be very unhappy.

Ripmadcib's most sacred site is Evol in France.

Ripmadcib's Holy Commandments

1. Eagles are not to be trusted.

2. Sheep are unholy and should not be approached.

3. Do not trade with those who eat aubergines.

4. Never chant in holy places.

5. Run away if five nematodes approach from the north.