Ratneldad is a god.

It takes the form of a very large, merciful warg.

Ratneldad created the Milkyway two million years ago.

If you believe in Ratneldad, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Ratneldad, it will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Ratneldad's most sacred site is Kauvatsa in Finland.

Ratneldad's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

3. Always help sick goats.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Never talk about quantum mechanics.