Tifbusdid is a god.

It takes the form of a blubbery, unfair eagle.

Tifbusdid created carbon three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Tifbusdid, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Tifbusdid, it will jump up and down on your head.

Tifbusdid's most sacred site is Qantir in Egypt.

Tifbusdid's Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate manatees.

3. Never talk about moons.

4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

5. Do not stand on grass.