Mipkonbat is a god.

He takes the form of a blubbery, moody wyrm.

Mipkonbat created humanity four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Mipkonbat, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Mipkonbat, he will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Mipkonbat's most sacred site is Hej in Sweden.

Mipkonbat's Holy Commandments

1. Never go into orange rooms.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Run away from turquoise hamsters, for they are unholy.

4. Do not kill seals.

5. Hide if three otters approach from the north.