Cidvonfarlist is a god.

She takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, strong coyote.

Cidvonfarlist created viruses nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cidvonfarlist, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Cidvonfarlist, she will torture you forever.

Cidvonfarlist's most sacred site is Polagam in India.

Cidvonfarlist's Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat gooseberries.

2. Always help snails in need.

3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Never eat bark.

5. Never bounce in holy places.