Hograkdav is a god.

He takes the form of a massive, irritating toad.

Hograkdav created oxygen two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hograkdav, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Hograkdav, he will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Hograkdav's most sacred site is Aguaruto in Mexico.

Hograkdav's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Sheep are not to be trusted.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Never eat garlic.