Bafcubrak is a god.

He takes the form of a huge, omnipotent swallow.

Bafcubrak created water two million years ago.

If you believe in Bafcubrak, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Bafcubrak, he will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Bafcubrak's most sacred site is Thimmanaickenpalayam in India.

Bafcubrak's Holy Commandments

1. Bafcubrak loves badgers, so they must be respected.

2. Never think about comets.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Put Bafcubrak first in all things.