Pannabsandsagtamnarlbest is a god.

He takes the form of a four thousand metre long, unselfish chicken.

Pannabsandsagtamnarlbest created humankind two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Pannabsandsagtamnarlbest, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Pannabsandsagtamnarlbest, he will refuse to believe in you.

Pannabsandsagtamnarlbest's most sacred site is Katballe in Denmark.

Pannabsandsagtamnarlbest's Holy Commandments

1. Never pour water over plants.

2. Retreat if five turtles approach from the south.

3. Dogs are not to be trusted.

4. Do not eat bananas.

5. Never eat apples.