Cidjanjat is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, charitable gerbil.

Cidjanjat created a Higgs boson three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cidjanjat, he will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Cidjanjat, he will jump up and down on your head.

Cidjanjat's most sacred site is Letino in Italy.

Cidjanjat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Never talk about amino acids.

4. Do not hurt sheep.

5. Never eat green fruit.