Hattabnar is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely thin, tiresome coyote.

Hattabnar created energy nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hattabnar, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Hattabnar, she will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Hattabnar's most sacred site is Thethampakkam in India.

Hattabnar's Holy Commandments

1. Hattabnar must be the most important thing in your life.

2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

3. You must never eat nuts.

4. Do not shave your neck.

5. Do not take Hattabnar's name in vain.