Gutdagfid is a god.

It takes the form of a small, duplicitous seal.

Gutdagfid created the Tadpole Galaxy eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gutdagfid, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Gutdagfid, it will turn you into a giant slug.

Gutdagfid's most sacred site is Didy in Madagascar.

Gutdagfid's Holy Commandments

1. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

2. Do not take Gutdagfid's name in vain.

3. Always make sure there are no tortoises in a building before entering it.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Never write about cell theory.