Henvonkyak is a god.

He takes the form of a six hundred metre long, benevolent octopus.

Henvonkyak created the Black Eye Galaxy seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Henvonkyak, he will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Henvonkyak, he will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Henvonkyak's most sacred site is Mazunte in Mexico.

Henvonkyak's Holy Commandments

1. Run away if three voles approach from the south.

2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

3. Always help sick capybaras.

4. Never think ill of sick rats.

5. Always pray immersed in water.