Nellren is a god.

She takes the form of an one thousand metre long, weak mongoose.

Nellren created the planet Venus six billion years ago.

If you believe in Nellren, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Nellren, she will say rude things about you at parties.

Nellren's most sacred site is Mmankgodi in Botswana.

Nellren's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Do not shave your head.

4. Never talk about bats.

5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.