Davlinbest is a god.

He takes the form of a galaxy-sized, moody mouse.

Davlinbest created silver nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Davlinbest, he will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Davlinbest, he will try to impress you with trees.

Davlinbest's most sacred site is Goldcliff in Wales.

Davlinbest's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

3. Never laugh near sharks.

4. Always help gulls.

5. Never write about the weak nuclear force.