Latstigparkceb is a god.

He takes the form of a four hundred metre long, omniscient tapir.

Latstigparkceb created snails six million years ago.

If you believe in Latstigparkceb, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Latstigparkceb, he will think nothing of it.

Latstigparkceb's most sacred site is Panormos in Greece.

Latstigparkceb's Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat grapes.

2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

3. Never paint your arms green.

4. Always make sure there are no bats in a building before entering it.

5. Put Latstigparkceb first in all things.