Mobmonved is a god.

He takes the form of a galaxy-sized, unsympathetic crow.

Mobmonved created the planet Venus two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Mobmonved, he will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Mobmonved, he will not care at all.

Mobmonved's most sacred site is Pandamatenga in Botswana.

Mobmonved's Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick capybaras.

2. Never eat bark.

3. Never feed gooseberries to pigs while wearing violet trousers.

4. Always take life seriously.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate gulls.