Volkikgen is a god.

It takes the form of a minute, all-knowing squirrel.

Volkikgen created matter five million years ago.

If you believe in Volkikgen, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Volkikgen, it will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Volkikgen's most sacred site is Daren in Wales.

Volkikgen's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Volkikgen's priests.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. Do not take Volkikgen's name in vain.