Fidgutbus is a god.

It takes the form of a very small, prudent human.

Fidgutbus created Africa five billion years ago.

If you believe in Fidgutbus, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Fidgutbus, it will turn you into a blue tit.

Fidgutbus' most sacred site is Hobeck in Germany.

Fidgutbus' Holy Commandments

1. Never sprint in holy places.

2. Never feed lots of apples to bats while wearing cyan hats.

3. Fast once a month.

4. Always pray in complete darkness.

5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.