Kipweghug is a god.

She takes the form of a very long, uncaring finch.

Kipweghug created the Milkyway six billion years ago.

If you believe in Kipweghug, she will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Kipweghug, she will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Kipweghug's most sacred site is Askos in Greece.

Kipweghug's Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. Never talk about solid mechanics.

3. Do not keep nine snails in a large pit.

4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

5. Learn eight new languages a year.