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She takes the form of a minute, almighty fly.

Bonkpidjabvennarmob Get Gabdavtar created the Sol system eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bonkpidjabvennarmob Get Gabdavtar, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Bonkpidjabvennarmob Get Gabdavtar, she will attempt to scare you with floods.

Bonkpidjabvennarmob Get Gabdavtar's most sacred site is Inshas in Egypt.

Bonkpidjabvennarmob Get Gabdavtar's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat carrots.

2. Pray towards the north.

3. Never talk about electromagnetism near capybaras while wearing brown stockings.

4. Never hurt doves.

5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.