Miggemtin is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly large, quiet raven.

Miggemtin created Africa eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Miggemtin, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Miggemtin, he will turn you into a goat.

Miggemtin's most sacred site is Acanceh in Mexico.

Miggemtin's Holy Commandments

1. Always help turtles.

2. Erect a giant silicon sculpture of Miggemtin in the centre of the settlement.

3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

4. Miggemtin must be the most important thing in your life.

5. Never eat green fruit.