Artbogdad is a god.

She takes the form of a five thousand metre long, stupid bird.

Artbogdad created an up quark eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Artbogdad, she will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Artbogdad, she will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Artbogdad's most sacred site is Anony in Madagascar.

Artbogdad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Retreat if six tapirs approach from the south.

3. Never chant in the presence of horses.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Paint representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place.