Nullfodrot is a god.

She takes the form of a rotund, merciless swallow.

Nullfodrot created Africa eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Nullfodrot, she will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Nullfodrot, she will turn you into a tree.

Nullfodrot's most sacred site is Bogogobo in Botswana.

Nullfodrot's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray in complete darkness.

2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

3. You must love Nullfodrot.

4. Do not keep three hamsters in a large pit.

5. Put Nullfodrot first in all things.