Tiknullsag is a god.

It takes the form of a microscopic, merciful newt.

Tiknullsag created a Higgs boson two billion years ago.

If you believe in Tiknullsag, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Tiknullsag, it will remove you from existence.

Tiknullsag's most sacred site is Sarti in Greece.

Tiknullsag's Holy Commandments

1. Tiknullsag loves birds, so they must be honoured.

2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

3. Do not speak about peanuts.

4. Never feed strawberries to horses while wearing mauve tights.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Tiknullsag.