Nabomindiss is a god.

It takes the form of an enormous, blissful wasp.

Nabomindiss created the planet Saturn eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Nabomindiss, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Nabomindiss, it will turn you into a giant snail.

Nabomindiss' most sacred site is Karikalampakkam in India.

Nabomindiss' Holy Commandments

1. Never think about ultrasonics.

2. Always treat badgers with great respect.

3. Never talk about comets.

4. Never feed rice to monkeys while wearing skirts.

5. Never talk about fire.