Futsuglarg is a god.

It takes the form of a planet-sized, awesome salamander.

Futsuglarg created a strange quark six billion years ago.

If you believe in Futsuglarg, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Futsuglarg, it will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Futsuglarg's most sacred site is Polydrosos in Greece.

Futsuglarg's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear purple shorts.

2. Never talk about quantum field theory.

3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

4. Erect a giant fawn sculpture of Futsuglarg in the centre of the settlement.

5. Retreat if three birds approach from the east.