Gumjadloop is a god.

He takes the form of a slender, passionate frog.

Gumjadloop created a photon two million years ago.

If you believe in Gumjadloop, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Gumjadloop, he will turn you into a rock.

Gumjadloop's most sacred site is Romlund in Denmark.

Gumjadloop's Holy Commandments

1. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Learn five new languages a year.

3. Do not chant in public.

4. You must never eat tomatoes.

5. Hide from violet porpoises for they are unholy.