Latflanbumvan is a god.

He takes the form of a very thin, resourceful fox.

Latflanbumvan created vertebrates six billion years ago.

If you believe in Latflanbumvan, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Latflanbumvan, he will attempt to scare you with hail.

Latflanbumvan's most sacred site is Cuandixia in China.

Latflanbumvan's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no foxes in a building before entering it.

2. Never look in ponds.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Walk at least five thousand metres per day.

5. Always wear white.