Pangzan is a god.

He takes the form of a giant, intelligent fairy.

Pangzan created an up quark seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Pangzan, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Pangzan, he will turn you into a hamster.

Pangzan's most sacred site is Cudillero in Spain.

Pangzan's Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. Do not chop down trees.

3. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

4. Never sing near foxes.

5. You must love Pangzan.