Carfadman is a god.

He takes the form of a very long, prudent crane.

Carfadman created the planet Jupiter three billion years ago.

If you believe in Carfadman, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Carfadman, he will turn you into a blue tit.

Carfadman's most sacred site is Mogonono in Botswana.

Carfadman's Holy Commandments

1. Hide from mauve manatees for they are unholy.

2. Always make sure there are no foxes in a building before entering it.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of copper.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Do not wear yellow clothing.