Cemdib is a god.

It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, passionate aardvark.

Cemdib created the world five billion years ago.

If you believe in Cemdib, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Cemdib, it will laugh at you.

Cemdib's most sacred site is Qangwa in Botswana.

Cemdib's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

3. Never chant in the presence of turtles.

4. Never talk about tortoises.

5. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Cemdib.