Rawcudmum is a god.

It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, charitable guinea pig.

Rawcudmum created dark matter six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Rawcudmum, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Rawcudmum, it will torture you forever.

Rawcudmum's most sacred site is Aimala in Finland.

Rawcudmum's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray in complete darkness.

2. Never wear ear rings.

3. Always help sick squirrels.

4. Never laugh in holy places.

5. Never go into gray rooms.