Megjapmif is a god.

She takes the form of a massive, caring goblin.

Megjapmif created a Higgs boson two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Megjapmif, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Megjapmif, she will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Megjapmif's most sacred site is Ylike in Finland.

Megjapmif's Holy Commandments

1. Show mercy to disobedient children.

2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

3. Erect a giant pink sculpture of Megjapmif in the centre of the settlement.

4. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Worship no other gods but Megjapmif.