Lamlengig is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly large, impressive chinchilla.

Lamlengig created the Milkyway nine million years ago.

If you believe in Lamlengig, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Lamlengig, he will send minions to preach to you.

Lamlengig's most sacred site is Manja in Madagascar.

Lamlengig's Holy Commandments

1. Shrews are not to be trusted.

2. Do not kill turtles.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Never wear ear rings.