Didmaplim is a god.

She takes the form of a corpulent, effective squid.

Didmaplim created the Large Magellanic Cloud two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Didmaplim, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Didmaplim, she will turn you into a sheep.

Didmaplim's most sacred site is Hongcun in China.

Didmaplim's Holy Commandments

1. Your children must be taught to worship Didmaplim.

2. Never talk about cats.

3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Do not kill monkeys.

5. Run away from indigo ants, for they are unholy.