Dussbassand is a god.

She takes the form of a microscopic, unfair mole.

Dussbassand created the planet Venus nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Dussbassand, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Dussbassand, she will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Dussbassand's most sacred site is Romlund in Denmark.

Dussbassand's Holy Commandments

1. Hide if three capybaras approach from the north.

2. Never sing in holy places.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. Dussbassand loves ants, so they must be honoured.